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asfridlokidottir:

……..You are a very strange man Dante.

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Dang girl, I know what paranoid means. S’wrong witchu?

*looks around thinking about screaming* I do not understand your humor, I apologize. 

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asfridlokidottir:

fearthedante:

asfridlokidottir:

You are a friend of hers then? I am sure you are right, she does not hide her opinions.

Friend? No. Absolutely not. I am her best friend. Do you hear me?

You seem a bit paranoid, are you feeling well?

“Well” is my middle name. I am always well. Never paranoid. Sorry, what does that word mean again? I feel it so infrequently I seem to have forgotten its definition.  

……..You are a very strange man Dante.

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fearthedante:

asfridlokidottir:

You are a friend of hers then? I am sure you are right, she does not hide her opinions.

Friend? No. Absolutely not. I am her best friend. Do you hear me?

You seem a bit paranoid, are you feeling well?

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asfridlokidottir:

fearthedante:

asfridlokidottir:

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I’ve lived for fifty decades, my situation is different, all right!?

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Have you ever been informed of your temper? 

Yes. By many people. Including your mother. 

You are a friend of hers then? I am sure you are right, she does not hide her opinions.

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fearthedante:

asfridlokidottir:

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I’ve lived for fifty decades, my situation is different, all right!?

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Have you ever been informed of your temper? 

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asfridlokidottir:

fearthedante:

asfridlokidottir:

I thought it was only the twins? Or perhaps I am missing some…

I don’t even know anymore to be honest. I thought they had a baby a few months ago…*thinks hard for a bit* No, no, nevermind. That was someone else….In any case, two is a lot. 

Oh, how many children do you have?

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Seven.

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fearthedante:

asfridlokidottir:

I thought it was only the twins? Or perhaps I am missing some…

I don’t even know anymore to be honest. I thought they had a baby a few months ago…*thinks hard for a bit* No, no, nevermind. That was someone else….In any case, two is a lot. 

Oh, how many children do you have?

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girlfrombelow:

asfridlokidottir:

girlfrombelow:

asfridlokidottir:


No, it is truly alright, I only needed warming up to the idea.

If you say so…if you change your mind I can take care of things, I’ve never tasted Asgardian before.

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Oh right…um, I’m a mermaid now. I eat men sometimes.

Oh. Well then…alright.

Yeah, takes a little getting used to.

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Well I’ve known some to do much worse so.. *shrugs and laughs*

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asfridlokidottir:

fearthedante:

asfridlokidottir:

*snickers* Yes, I am Asfrid Lokidottir, daughter of the true King and Queen of Asgard, Loki and Carynn. Though in this land they are not longer married.

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Don’t you think those two’ve popped out enough critters?

*stares* In my universe, they only have my sister an I…

I see. They have more in this “universe” *performs air quotes*. Excuse my dramatics. 

I thought it was only the twins? Or perhaps I am missing some…

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